Allow me to introduce you to Alex Flowers. Yes, that's a tattoo of a butterfly on her boobs. Yes, she was sober when she got it. Alex here is the newest resident of Sunset Valley. She's Flirty, Family-Oriented, Artistic, Hates the Outdoors, has Commitment Issues and a Good Sense of Humor. And she's going to start off our 100 Baby Challenge. No, not the one where she has 100 babies on her own, the one where she has as many as possible and then her youngest daughter will carry it on, eventually leading to Alex having 100 descendants being born and raised in the same house.
And this is that house. It's small, sure, but it has charm. And lots of brick. But the most important thing it has (which you can see in the windows to the left) is a double bed. We're gonna be seeing a lot of that bed.
The first thing Alex did was go over and introduce herself to her neighbors. This is Boyd Wainwright. Upstanding scientist fellow with a wife and grown daughter. He doesn't seem too impressed with Alex here.
But now he's noticed the butterfly tattoo and is very interested in what Alex is saying. Especially because she's asking him over to her place.
"So you wanna come over so we can make my first baby? I'm kinda on a time crunch and you don't seem too terribly ugly."
". . . eh, why not?"
And *poof* they're at Alex's place. Boyd's not too impressed with the interior decorating, but the point of inviting him over was not to give him a tour of the kitchen.
Alex starts getting down to business and moves in closer.
And closer. . .
And closer. . .
And then he refused her about five times (which I, apparently, did not get a picture of) and Alex, knowing when to cut her losses, sent him back to his house. She then started painting. This is how she's going to earn all of her money since Da Rulez say she can't get a job.
That night, Alex (unfortunately) went to bed alone. She slept soundly for a few hours until . . .
she was awoken by the sound of a burglar breaking into her place. This lady then proceeded to go to the bathroom, steal the shower, and vamoose, all before the cops got there.
This cop lady's look says it all. "I am not paid enough to deal with shower-stealing burglars."
So Alex was forced to go to the gym whenever she needed a shower (at least until her paintings sold enough for her to be able to buy another one).
And it was at the gym that she saw this guy. Beau Andrews. He, like Alex, was not there to work out, but that was okay. It just meant that Alex wouldn't be interrupting him.
She introduced herself and talked to him for long enough that I was pretty sure he wasn't going to refuse if she invites him over. And then she went home.
Once there, she called Boyd over.
He came running (literally, since they live next to each other), but once he was there, he refused to do anything with her.
Alex: "Seriously, dude? What did you think I was inviting you over for? Coffee?"
But she eventually got him onto her bed.
And then into it.
Alex: "Score!"
Alex: "Okay, so that was fun and all, but this can't really go anywhere. You're married, I need to have a whole bunch of babies with other men. It's just not going to work out."
Boyd: "Why didn't you tell me this before?!"
Dude, she kinda did.
Once Boyd left, Alex went back to painting. She was starting to get a bit of money off of it. Not enough yet for a shower, but we were getting there.
Here we have the first signs of pregnancy.
Still without a shower, Alex was still going to the gym to use one of the ones there. It was on one of her daily trips that she met this guy. Yeah, he's entirely face one with the ugly green-brown hair, but he's also not an original townie, so I wanted to know what was up with him. Turns out he moved in with two roommates (one of whom was named Boyd and would eventually date Boyd Wainwright's daughter, Blair.)
And here's the more definite sign of pregnancy. The kind that can't be explained away by food poisoning or the flu.
Apparently nothing happened except lots of painting, so we're gonna move right along to the screaming.
Alex: AAaah!
See, screaming.
Alex: Getitoutgetitoutgetitout!
There, it's out. Everybody please welcome Jenna Flowers. The firstborn child of our 100 Baby Challenge.
And her twin brother Jaime who isn't nearly as important because he just happened to come out second.
And because I can, I aged them up early. First Jenna.
Then Jaime.
This is Jenna post-makeover. She was born Artistic and rolled Clumsy. Her favourites are Blue and Cookies and Latin music.
And here's Jaime post-makeover. He was also born Artistic and rolled Clumsy (I swear I didn't choose for him, it just happened and was adorable). His favourites are Orange and Dim Sum and Kid's music.
Join us next time for Daddy #2 and Baby #3.
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